She said her name was "party"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
