I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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