Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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