i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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