I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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