i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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