i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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