Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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