If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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