so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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