Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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