At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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