I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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