yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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