I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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