would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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