She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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