Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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