I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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