Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
if only i could text you this smell
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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