**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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