question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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