some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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