guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
