so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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