I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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