Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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