I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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