why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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