All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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