if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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