Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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