i just google imaged poop.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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