We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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