He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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