Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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