he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The convent might be a nice break from real life