Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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