What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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