On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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