PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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