it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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