just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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