This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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