Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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