Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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