I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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