pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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