it hurts more in the daytime
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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