I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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