Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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