Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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