Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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