Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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