i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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